Song Description
A drinkin' song about non-drinking!
| Song Length |
3:22 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Country - Americana |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Livid, Troubled |
Subject |
Frustration, Disgust |
| Similar Artists |
Toby Keith |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Jack Don't Make Enough "Black" for Days Like This
© 20014 Michael Porter & Wake Eastman
Rowdy Cow Music, Inc. BMI
I was headed to work, I had a flat tire
It was my first day, I just got hired
The landlord said my rent check bounced
Somebody just drained my bank account
Makes me mad enough to cuss and spit
And drown my troubles sip by sip
But Jack don't make enough "Black" for days like this
No, Jack don't make enough "Black" for days like this
It's gonna take a whiskey river longer than the Mississip
A barrel of 90 proof would be so good
But it ain't gonna do the trick
Yeah, Jack don't make enough "Black" for days like this
My soon-to-be ex just changed the locks
She took my bloodhound Bill and my X-Box
Hocked my Harley, threw out my clothes
Shot a damned old hole through my bass boat
Makes me mad as hell and if I had one wish
I'd be bellied up drinkin' like a fish
But Jack don't make enough "Black" for days like this
No, Jack don't make enough "Black" for days like this
It's gonna take a whiskey river longer than the Mississip
A barrel of 90 proof would be so good
But it ain't gonna do the trick
Yeah, Jack don't make enough "Black" for days like this
No, Jack don't make enough "Black" for days like this
It's gonna take a whiskey river longer than the Mississip
A big, bad barrel of 90 proof ain't gonna do the trick
Cause Jack don't make enough "Black" for days like this
You know, Jack don't make enough "Black" for days like this
I said Jack don't make enough "Black" for days like this