Story Behind The Song
Older grandson invented the hyoties to frighten his younger brother, so younger brother and I invented the sweet, wild hyoties. No one is afraid of wild hyoties..
Song Description
Fun, funny, silly, lots of fun.
| Song Length |
3:04 |
Genre |
Unique - Unclassified, Folk - Contemporary |
| Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Charming, Cheerful |
| Subject |
Wild Animals, Comedy, Funny |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
SONG OF THE WILD HYOTIES
If you meet the wild Hyoties
Ask them home to tea with me.
Part hyenas part coyotes
They're the sweetest of the three.
It is not too hard to find them
Since they never hide too well,
When you see them say a 'hem hem
Or surprise will make them yell.
The Hyoties are well known
For their lovely, trusting smiles
And a giggle of their own
That is heard for many miles.
When they smile you see their dandy
Little teeth as sharp as knives
They're for eating cakes and candy
Meat will always give them hives
Caramels and big, fat truffles
That is what they like for tea.
When their mouths are full it muffles
All their little squeals of glee.
After tea they need a nap
And they snore and snort and sigh.
You can keep one on your lap
Till they wake and say good bye.
Off they run with many thanks,
Scamper off back home again
To the woodsy river banks
Where Hyoties have their den.