Lyrics

Terence Gardner © 2007 Bayroots Ent

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From the Land of the Rising Sun
It?s the return of the long lost son
Here to search for my Papa San
Cuz it?s my time to shine son
2x

I stumble off the plane full of saki
Yen in my belly for some teriyaki
JC Penney belt like Mr Miyagi
With more heat than a mouth full of wasabi
Long like Udon, but stronger than the noodle
Blessed with the whole kit n kaboodle
Put me to the test, it?s bad for you
When I speak ?Kaze no Yo ni Hayaku?
I hit with the force of a tsunami
Send you running back home to ya mommy
You?d have better luck in a game of Shinobi
You want beef? You better go get Kobe
So so, suck my toe
All the way to Tokyo
If you don?t, I?ve got no cares
I?m rich off of my Sony shares

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A thousand ways of death is my ninja m.o.
Able to disappear in a crowd of people
The last black samurai living bushido
Secret training camps where I learn akido
Sumo, hapkido, the throws of judo
Sticks of kendo, and karate kenpo
I got more masters than that lady Ono
But my geisha rocks a Baby Phat kimono
She feed me sashimi with ahi tuna
To keep my weight up just like a Yokozuna
Kids hear me coming and say look Dark-Zilla
Leaving a trail of destruction like Masta Killa
My skills are legit and I got more wit
Than you favorite Saturday Night Live skit
This just a quick word in passin?
From you friendly neighborhood gangsta assassin

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