Song Description

Ever been screwed over by someone? Well, maybe you wish you were the guy singing this song!

Lyrics

I?M GONNA GITCHA
words and music by Sam Cooper

Knock, knock. (Who's there?)
Alma. (Alma, who?)
Alma knock you upside that big whoatamelon haid a yours so hard, by the time you wake up, yo clothes may be back in style.

(Now) here's a toast to my so-called friend,
(Who when I) turned my back, he gave it to me in the end.
Now, I'm gonna gitcha.
(Now) I don't care 'bout no what's, where's or when's,
All I've gotta know is I'll have my sweet revenge,
Now, I'm gonna gitcha.

(chorus)
(Now I'm) sorry that a friend like you had to defect,
(Now I'm) gonna have to gitcha when you least expect,
Payback's a bitch and you oughta be rich when I finish payin' you back,
Now, buddy, I'm gonna gitcha.

(When) we were in the bar and I turned around to hear,
You were the guy who thought it funny puttin' ketchup in my beer, (I didn't order no Killian's Red, dammit)
Now, I'm gonna gitcha.
(And) every time I had a woman on my arm,
(You) told her that I had VD, a wife and seven children on a farm,
Sometimes I wanna hit ya.

(chorus)
Sorry that a friend like you had to defect,
(Now I'm) gonna have to gitcha when you least expect,
Payback's a bitch and you oughta be rich when I finish payin' you back,
Now, buddy, I'm gonna gitcha.

(Now) don't you think you carried things a little bit too far,
(When you) spray painted all kinds of filthy words on my momma's new car.
Now, I?m gonna gitcha,
(Now) when I gitcha, pal, I'm gonna make you squirm,
(But) you won't get away, ?cause I'll have you hooked, you little worm.
Now, I'm gonna gitcha,
(Well), how do ya like them apples, I'm walkin? in and you're leavin?,
(I) may not be mad, that's 'cause I know I'm gittin? even, don't you worry,
'Cause I'm gonna gitcha, you dumb sombitch?
Now, I'm gonna gitcha, (and your whole family, too!).
(vamp out)