Lyrics

I'm a sensitive guy, God knows I try
to do whats right, to be a nice guy
I like cats, how about that
i'll let your brother punch me, even though he's a brat

I like walks on the beach, and moonlit drives
angry music that just gives me hives
I'll love you true, if you'll be you so
lets hope this doesn't end up just being

CHEAP SEX, ITS GREAT BUT IT JUST SCREWS THINGS UP,
OH NO, DRY HUMPING IN A PICK-UP TRUCK
CHEAP SEX, HELL YEAH, BUT I CAN'T GET NO PLAY,
OH NO, ALL THE GIRLIES WALK THE OTHER WAY,
WHEN THEY SEE ME,
OH WOE IS ME,
OH WHY ME,
WOE IS ME

i've had love in my heart, from the very start,
I'll lift the toilet seat, I won't burp or fart
I'll bring a red rose, I'll suck your toes
i like going to natalie merchant shows

I'll hold your hand, as long as i can
I've never lived down by the river in a van
I'll love you true, if you'll be you
so lets hope this doesn't end up just being

CHEAP SEX, ITS GREAT BUT IT JUST SCREWS THINGS UP,
OH NO, DRY HUMPING IN A PICK-UP TRUCK
CHEAP SEX, HELL YEAH, BUT I CAN'T GET NO PLAY,
OH NO, ALL THE GIRLIES WALK THE OTHER WAY,
WHEN THEY SEE ME,
OH WOE IS ME,
OH WHY ME,
WOE IS ME