Song Description

A comment on modern music

Lyrics

Number One
I got a digital audio workstation
I started making sounds
Night and day on my creations
My inspiration knew no bounds
I'm a bona fide genius now
So Rolling Stone once wrote
Number 0ne on every streaming service
And I can't play a note

I pump out songs nearly every day
In many, many genres
My tastes are eclectic some might say
I work from dusk to dawn
If I hadn't got this software
I might have missed the boat
Number One on every streaming service
And I can't play a note

Chorus

Number 0ne on every streaming service
Never thought I'd make it big
At the risk of stating the obvious
I've not played a single gig
In the Rock Musician of the Year Award
I got almost every vote
Number 0ne on every streaming service
And I can't play a  note

Instrumental

Verse



I mix with those and such as those
From Ariana to Snoop
I message The Weekend constantly
Beyonce's in my What's App group

My success is exponential
Gets on many people's goat
My record label's doing very well
On the DOW Jones its well afloat


Chorus

Number 0ne on every streaming service
Being famous is so cool
Its not something I ever planned for
I failed at music school
I know many musicians who never made it
But I've never been one to gloat
Number 0ne on every streaming service
And I can't play a note

Verse

Number 0ne on every streaming service
I've won a Grammy once or twice
I've never picked up an instrument
Its all thanks to some device
My fame is quite surprising
They trend my every quote
I'm Number 0ne on every streaming service
And I can't play a note


Yes, I'm Number 0ne on every streaming service
Rick Rubin get your coat.....


© Robin Grimmond 2021