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my secretary Maureen

we were up all night
yeah we stayed up late
till the sun came up
we were still awake
yeah me, and secretary Maureen

it wasn?t like she got the chance
to call her mom or learn to dance
but you could tell by the way she talked
she was concerned with way she walked
it wasn't lines of physiognomy
or the way she hung so vertically
she was just secretary Maureen

secretary Maureen
get up, sit down
secretary Maureen
come in, get out
secretary Maureen
do what I tell you to do

secretary Maureen
make love to me
secretary Maureen
do my laundry
secretary Maureen
secretary Maureen

she puts on her face each day
to cover up what she can't say
just to briefly feel loved
if only for a moment in his arms

her eyes are black and her eyes are blue
and the words he says are reminding you
of the ones he said before
as he gently sends you screaming to the ground

get up and walk away Maureen
get up and run away Maureen
get up and fly away Maureen, Maureen
stand up talk to me Maureen
don't be afraid of him Maureen
take back your life again Maureen, Maureen
my secretary Maureen

if someone would only give her a chance
to call her mom and learn to dance
if someone would only cut her some slack
Maureen could come back
Maureen should come back
Maureen please come back