Lyrics

Verse:
He was laying on his horn as he weaved from lane to lane
Acting like he thought he owned the road
He cut me off so I honked; he kinda went insane
Started screaming every cuss word ever known; I was seeing red but I said ...

Chorus:
Bravo! That was quite a show! Bravo! He can stoop so low!
Perfectly in character; clearly well-rehearsed
His performance hit new heights for what it means to be a world class jerk
[BGVs: What a piece of work!] Bravo!

Verse:
This guy was drunk and loud at the restaurant last night
My date and I were getting pretty sore
I asked him to be quiet; he stood up to fight
Took a swing, fell, and passed out on the floor; I scratched my head, then I said ...

Chorus:
Bravo! That was quite a show! Bravo! He can stoop so low!
Perfectly in character; clearly well-rehearsed
His performance hit new heights for what it means to be a world class jerk
[Background vocals: What a piece of work!] Bravo!

Bridge:
Some people are good at acting rude and stupid; adding drama to what was a perfect day
Gotta wonder if their brain had something happen to it
'Cause me ... me ... me ... me ... me ...me ... is all they seem to think and say!

Verse:
His kid's only 5, so this ain't the Super Bowl
But he's yelling at the ref about the rules
No one's even keeping score, but he just lost control
Stomping on the side lines like a fool; so before he left, we all said ...

Chorus:
Bravo! That was quite a show! Bravo! He can stoop so low!
Perfectly in character; clearly well-rehearsed
His performance hit new heights for what it means to be a world class jerk
[Background Vocals: What a piece of work!] Bravo! ... Bravo!

Oh, na na na ... na na ... na na na ... na na na ... na na na ... na na ..."Bravo!" (repeat)