Song Description
									When it comes to dating, I'm a "Dork of the year" contender.
								 								
								
								
									
										
											
											
																							| Song Length | 3:53 | Genre | Electronic - General, Pop - Rock | 
																								| Tempo | Medium Fast (131 - 150) | Lead Vocal | Male Vocal | 
																								| Mood | Nervous,  Affable | Subject | Failure,  Girls, Women | 
																								| Similar Artists | Electric Light Orchestra, Franz Ferdinand | Language | English | 
																								| Era | 2000 and later |  |  | 
									
								 
								
								
																Lyrics
								
									The Way My Life Goes
Vox/Guitars: Owen Sartori
Drums: Kenny Aronoff
Bass: Reuben Thompson
Rhodes/Keys: Chris Mosher
Programming: Daniel Holter, Matt Smith
Piano: Carolyn Koenig
Synth Solo: Owen Sartori
Additional Guitars: Baby Jake
Backing Vox: Carolyn Koenig, Julie Moffitt, Lisa Thurber, Sara Koenig, Daniel Holter, Matt Smith, Baby Jake, Kyle White
Tambourine: Daniel Holter
See, there's this hottie and she's dead in my sights, man.
The best way that I can, I start my proposal.
Before I'm finished, she's starting to laugh
And she's got to tell me what's in my nose.
Oh, oh, oh...  Yeah, that's the way my life goes.
2 minutes later and I'm back from my business,
How can she resist?  I know that she digs my cologne.
Wouldn't you know it, she's laughing again,
Now she thinks there's something I ought to close.
Oh, oh, oh...  Yeah, that's the way my life goes.
I swear to god, I've had this problem as long as I can remember.
I'm a "Dork of the Year" contender.
Oh, oh, oh...  Yeah, that's the way my life goes.
OK, I'll try to impress her with my massive intellect,
Then we can connect, I start my diatribe on Van Gogh.
She's looking bored saying, "Maybe next time,
you can tell me something I didn't know."
Oh, oh, oh...  That's the way my life goes.
I swear to god, I've had this problem as long as I can remember.
I'm a "Dork of the Year" contender.
Oh, oh, oh...  Yeah, that's the way my life goes.
Slow down, deep breath.
I'm terrified, but I'm moving in for a kiss when she says...
"Might I suggest a mint?"
Yeah, that's the way my life goes.
Yeah, that's the way my life goes.
Yeah, that's the way my life goes.
Yeah, that's the way my life goes.