The Potty Training Song

Story Behind The Song

This was the first song I ever wrote for my granddaughter, Gracie. It really got her going. Even though she's 4 now, she still loves this song and will probably use it to teach her little brother to use the potty, too. The catchy arrangement is by Scott Griffin of Chicago. Isn't he amazing?

Song Description

This rollicking, catchy tune is custom designed to inspire youngsters to go to the potty, wash their hands, flush, etc. It even teaches principles of digestion and how to deal with accidents.

Song Length 3:05 Genre Unique - Children, Pop - General
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Female Vocal
Mood Exultant, Cheerful Subject Baby, Children, Pride
Similar Artists Peter, Paul & Mary, Joan Baez Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics


My daddy feeds me yummy food; My mom gives me a drink
I chew my food and swallow it and then it starts to sink
Down deep inside my tummy, but it doesn't disappear
It travels through my body and then comes right out the rear.

CHORUS: Tinkle Tinkle, Mama likes to hear
Tinkle Tinkle, sittin' on my potty chair.
Tinkle tinkle. Tinkle tink kerPLOP!
Everybody's laughin'! Mom and Dad are clappin'
I just made it happen, Tinkle Tinkle Tink kerPLOP!

When I was teeny tiny, a diaper's what I wore
But now that I am older, I won't need them anymore.
My dad will buy me training pants; He says I'm getting big.
Mommy's so excited, she and Grandpa danced a jig. (SING CHORUS)

After I go potty, I wipe carefully and flush
Then over to the sink to wash myself; I never rush.
I swish the soap between my hands; I've got to kill those germs.
Grandma says my fingers are her little wiggleworms. (SING CHORUS)

Little boys go standing up, but girls go sitting down.
And if I have an accident, I'll chase away that frown.
For if at first you don't succeed, then try again, don't scream.
Just thank the Lord for Clorox, and for your washin' machine. (SING CHORUS)

Lyrics Kate Carpenter Music Kate Carpenter
Producer Jamie DeFrates & Scott Griffin Publisher Kate Carpenter
Performance Kate Carpenter Label Kate Carpenter

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