Song Description
									A very wry, funny look at Christmas in a whole different way!
								 								
								
								
									
										
											
											
																							| Song Length | 3:09 | Genre | Unique - Holiday, Country - General | 
																								| Lead Vocal | Male Vocal | Mood | Joyful,  In High Spirits | 
																								| Subject | Seasons,  Marriage | Language | English | 
																								| Era | 2000 and later |  |  | 
									
								 
								
								
																Lyrics
								
									An Unfamily Christmas
Verse 1
There's something to be said 
For an Unfamily Christmas
Where you sit around and just enjoy the tree.
Loungin' in pajamas 
With no barking mamas
Snuggling here with just you and me.
Chorus
Oh, I love my whole family
They're so darn sweet to me
And there's no place like home for the holidays.
But gazin' at the fire
With the one you desire
Is quite a way to while the Yule away.
Verse 2
Oh, there's much to be said 
For an Unfamily Christmas
Where you just kick back sippin' on a beer.
I'll miss that ol' White Christmas
But I know what I won't miss much is
Are the tears and screams shattering my ear.
Chorus
Oh, I love my whole family
They're so darn sweet to me
And there's no place like home for the holidays.
But so's gazin' at the fire
With the one I desire
Who's whispering sweet nothings in my ear.
Instrumental 
Verse 3
Now the fire's slowly dyin'
And I'm snugly and sighin'
Warm and happy holding you so near
Won't miss my bro's solution
To bring on the revolution
I'd rather dream of Santa's old reindeer.
Chorus
Oh, I love my whole family
They're so darn sweet to me
And there's no place like home for the holidays.
But I like gazin' on the fire
When the one I desire
Just proposed we be a family next year!
Repeat:
But I like gazin' on the fire
When the one I desire
Just proposed we be a family next year!
Copyright © 2009
Michael C. Slack