Song Description
A very crazy relationship and a tour de farce...a fun country romp, cool story line. Catchy Country tune for your artist to make his/hers!
| Song Length |
3:04 |
Genre |
Country - Contemporary, Country - Contemporary |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Nervous, In High Spirits |
Subject |
Dysfunctional Relations, Silliness |
| Similar Artists |
Kenny Chesney, Jimmy Buffett |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
No Way © 2008 Words and Music by Warren Hein
Here's the story and then I'm through
It might be funny if it wasn't true
So far fetched you'll say no way
You'd be wrong, it's a definite "way"
After a month I should have known
Hhe was better left alone
Yeah I might be just as nuts but hey hey hey
She splashed a perfect smile
Man her body stopped sundials
I should've thought with my brain
Instead of my--
No way, no way,
No way, no way
When she stole a new 45
And went out huntin' for butterflies
You'd think by then I shouldda knew
But check the hole in my left shoe
This chick lived in La La Land
Callin' all cars it was outta hand
She pulled that gun and yelled
"You're stayin, you're stayin'
No way you're leavin' me
Can't you see our destiny?"
And as she went to aim, I hit the stairs prayin'
Got to my car, stepped on the gas
Hoped I see no muzzle flash
Every mile I checked the mirror
She wasn't there it got much clearer
If you think this isn't true
Check the hole in my left shoe
So far fetched you'll say no way
You'd be wrong--it's a definite way!