Cookie Cutter Blonde (punk)

Story Behind The Song

From my CD No Formal Training

Song Description

A frolicing look at stereotypes, making fun at blondes this time--and a bit sexy too... all in good fun. ROCK AND ROLL with a strong Punk vibe, very smart lyrics and again no need for hate male, this is meant to be VERY tongue in cheek!

Song Length 2:12 Genre Rock - Punk, Rock - Alternative
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Jovial, In High Spirits Subject Conformity, Silliness
Similar Artists The Ramones, Arcade Fire Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Cookie Cutter Blonde
(c)2012 Words and Music by Warren Hein

I want a cookie cutter blonde
I want a cookie cutter blonde
I want a cookie cutter blonde

With legs up to here and wearing no brassiere
(That's a bra!)

Botox in her lips jeans so tight she can't sit
(can't sit)

Mascara everywhere everybody stares

Her tank top fits so tight Areolas left and right

No bra rah rah rah
No bra rah rah rah rah
No bra rah rah rah
No bra rah rah rah rah

Wild rides at the fair she wears no underwear

I want a cookie cutter blonde
I want a cookie cutter blonde
I want a cookie cutter blonde

I want a cookie cutter blonde
I want a cookie cutter blonde
I want a cookie cutter blonde
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Lyrics Warren Hein Music Warren Hein
Producer Warren Hein/Wade Mosher Publisher Warren Hein
Performance Wade Mosher instruments (WFH release) Warren Hein vocals

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