Story Behind The Song
MY HUSBAND THINKS THIS SONG IS ABOUT HIM. HE'S SO VAIN, BUT HE CAN'T DANCE EITHER.
Song Description
IT'S NOT SECRET--SANTA CAN'T DANCE
| Song Length |
3:04 |
Genre |
Country - Rockabilly |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Other |
| Mood |
Glad |
Subject |
Will |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
THERE'S A STORY BLOWIN' DOWN FROM THE OL NORTH POLE. I'M GONNA TELL YOU BUT YOU CAN'T TELL A SOUL. THE LATEST WORD COMIN' FROM THE STREET. SAYS THE MAN IN RED HAS TWO LEFT FEET. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT--HE CAN'T DANCE, SANTA CAN'T DANCE--HE CAN'T DANCE, SANTA CAN'T DANCE. HE CAN'T ROCK, HECAN'T ROLL. HE AIN'T GOT NO RHYTHUM DOWN IN HIS SOUL. HE CAN'T DANCE, SANTA CAN'T DANCE
YA KNOW I HEARD HIS OL' LADY'S UPSET. IN 500 YEARS HE AIN'T LEARNED A STEP. HE SPIED ON THE REINDEER TO SEE HOW THEY PRANCE. THE ELVES EVEN PUT SOME ANTS IN HIS PANTS. BUT NOTHIN' WORKED AND NOW THE SECRET'S OUT. SANTA CAN'T EVEN TWIST AND SHOUT! CHOR.REPEAT--
MRS. CLAUSE SAYS, I AIN'T A COMPLAINER, BUT SANTA CAN'T EVEN DO THE MACARENA! CHORUS 2 HE AIN'T GOT NO BOOGIE WOOGIE DOWN N HIS SOUL. TAG OUT---HEY, CAN SANTA TANGO? I DON'T THINK SO---WELL CAN HE TWO STEP? NO, NOT YET.--HEY, MAYBE HE COULD LINE DANCE! NO, NOT A CHANCE