Story Behind The Song
A silly humorous vignette
Song Description
Imagine Jackie Gleason bowling, eating, drinking, smoking, and singing, and proud of it.
| Song Length |
2:00 |
Genre |
Rap - Hip Hop, Jazz - Lounge |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Cheerful, Jovial |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Junk Food |
| Similar Artists |
The Jerky Boys, Presidents Of The United States Of America |
Language |
English |
Lyrics
I eat what I want I drink what I want
I wear what I want I think what I want
I'm ready to roll got spin control
I'm a bowler
I dress like a slob I drink on the job
I might be a blob but I sure ain't a snob
I dont dress to impress I couldn't care less
I'm a bowler
All of my neighbors go to the gym
where they can work out and sweat
That's too much pain, so I sit at the lanes,
With a drink and cigarette
Chorus
I say what I want I do what I want
I look how I want I'll eat a croissant
With a strike or a spare I really could care
I'm a bowler
I hit the buffet then I'm ready to play
I couldn't care less what others may say
I'm ready to bowl, chewin' my Skoal
I'm a Bowler