Lyrics

Here comes Mr. Faketapes
He's the fascinating tape fabricator
Here comes Mr. Faketapes
He's the calculating panic creator
He edits and snips
To say what you did not
His immaturity bugs him a lot.
Here comes Mr. Faketapes
Here comes Mr. Faketapes
Here comes Mr. Faketapes
He's the number one prankster it's true
Here comes Mr. Faketapes
He's got all those tapes pranking you
He gathers his friends
They used to be yours
He shares all his tapes
With his favorite whores
Oh how I miss the good old days
When friends were friends and they'd act their age
But that doesn't matter much to old Faketapes
Here comes Mr. Faketapes
Here comes Mr. Faketapes
Here comes Mr. Faketapes
Here comes Mr. Faketapes
Here comes Mr. Faketapes