Lyrics

ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY
Regina Smoler

I think it?s funny.
You like Bugs Bunny.
The Rabbit of Seville
Is my favorite Looney Tune!
How whimsy and lyrical,
A model of a miracle
I?m absolutely, positively certain,
I?m in love?How serendipitous that

You dig the film tricks.
In vintage sci-fi flicks
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Is my favorite movie too!
How marvelous yet quizzical
Could it be just physical?
I?m absolutely, positively, certain,
I?m in love.

We had so much in common
When we met at Rite Aid?s sale
On Echinacea
To think perchance a little cold
Might lead to more, like have and to hold
Or so I?m told, that

You play your L.P.?s
Instead of MP3?s
Sinatra really swings
He?s my favorite crooner too!
Oh, should I wait to celebrate or
Or is this just another date?
Let?s see what this hypothesis concludes
Cause I?m absolutely, positively certain
I?m in love.










How fun and kitchy
Are Barry White and Lionel Ritchie
We Hustle with the flair of a
Rogers and Astaire
How charming and theatrical
We?re simply razz-ma-dasical
I?m absolutely, positively certain
I?m in love?It?s so fortuitous that

You?re high on prana
And not marijuana
You?re into yoga too
Which positions do you do?
It?s outrageous we?re so practical
Perhaps it?s mathematical
I?m absolutely, positively certain
I?m in love.

I?ll bet that you?ve had miso
Although it wouldn?t be so strange
Or accidental
The things you like are what I like.
I minored and you majored in psyche
A lucky strike

And right by your bedside
A book of the Farside
That Larsen is a hoot
It?s my favorite comic too
We don?t seem to juxtapose
Is this it? Do you suppose
There will be that magic when we kiss
Cause I?m absolutely, positively certain
I?m in love!












You?re into bee bop
And not into hip hop
John Coltrane can?t compare
To new jazz that?s on the air