Lyrics

Oh well there's Klingons around Uranus. The Worlds' just waiting to see.
They're scattered all over Miranda, coming from the star Recticullee.
And Captian Kirk and crew they're on a journey, they're heading home from undiscovered country.
Lasers, Phasers, Earth's endanger, they better Warp back like a Quasar.
Or it will be the end of you and me.

Well there's Klingons Around Uranus. They're poised to start a war. They came for their Dingleberries, it makes them sing like a dingaling, a ling.
The Earth don't have to worry, they're not there conquest, they only want the fruit that makes them sing.
Let's hope & beg that the Bird of prey, don't get Captian Kirk Today.
Or it will be the end of you & me.

Well there's Klingons Around Uranus. The Worlds' just wondering why,
when & where did they come from? Maybe from were the Sun doesn't shine,
Right out of an unseen Blackhole. I reck'in is where they came. But Captian Kirk & crew has out smarted them again.
He's found a way to plug the hole. Go back a day and save us all. I supposi-tis story is all owed to him, once again.

Oh well there's Klingons around Uranus. The Worlds' just waiting to see. Let's hope & beg that the Bird of prey, don't get Captian Kirk Today.
Or it will be the end of you & me.