Story Behind The Song
My older brother retired and dyed his hire. I guessed about the Viagra.
Song Description
After retiring an old guy gets a face lift and tries to grow hair, Trying to find a young wife.
| Song Length |
2:52 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Country - Americana |
| Tempo |
Very Slow (Under 70) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Cheerful, Jovial |
Subject |
Life, Comedy, Funny |
| Similar Artists |
Kris Kristofferson, The Charlie Daniels Band |
Language |
English |
| Era |
1990 - 1999 |
| |
Lyrics
Rogainviagra
verse
I was tendin a bar in Houston town - talking to an ole man
He told me that - this was it - he was gonna retire today
I said ole man - what you gonna do - now that you are free
He took a look at the cowgirls there - and smiled a great big grin, he said
Chorus
I'll get me some rogainviagra - I'll get my skin pulled back real tight
I'll shave behind my ears - it'll take off years - sure gonna look alright
Get a stitch here - get a tuck there - just you wait and see
Rogainviagra - guaranteed a brand new m
Lead
verse
He was born a baby boomer - he's been booming all of his life
He took all the money from his 401k - now he's lookin for a young wife
He's gonna join em up to a health spa - get healthy as can be When you see those cowgirls out there dancin - thats where he's gonna be, he said
Chorus
I'll get me some rogainviagra - I'll get my skin pulled back real tight
I'll shave behind my ears - it'll take off years - sure gonna look alright
Get a stitch here - get a tuck there - just you wait and see
Rogainviagra - guaranteed a brand new me