Story Behind The Song
Wrote this song with the idea of how simple is to ramp up the fun, start slow, and once the train gets rolling, everyone's in the fun.... and things can get weird.
Song Description
An itty bitty witty drinkin' ditty of good times and friends made through a night at the bar.
| Song Length |
3:42 |
Genre |
Country - General, Unique - Comedy |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
In High Spirits, Affable |
Subject |
Party, Comedy, Funny |
| Similar Artists |
Jimmy Buffett, Johnny Cash |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
One Beer Turned to Two
Barefoot Bob Cook
CHORUS:
One beer turned to two
Two beer turned to four
Four beer turned to all night long
Now they're locking me all out the door
I stopped in for a quick one
After work and on the way home
Time to unwind, leave the day behind
Ran into my buddy Jerome
Jerome said, hey hey Bobby boy,
The next round is on me
And so (G) one beer to turned to two,
And then... my round turned it to three, sing:
CHORUS
The music gotta' a little louder
As the sky outside turned black
In came the ladies from the hair salon
And there weren't no going back
The fourth round came from someone somewhere
And we bowed our heads in grace
Then we said AMEN! and CHEERS TO THAT!
And then we boogied all over the place, sing:
CHORUS
The time warp began about then
And I believe we were seduced by aliens
Lights were flashing, the sky was crashing
Saw it all through a fisheye lens
Rounds five through thirty three
Were a rite of passage i was told
We reached the top of Everest
And celebrated with Cuervo Gold
CHORUS
(C)2013(P)2021, Barefoot Bob Cook, UnHerd-of Music