Story Behind The Song

A broken ruler, describes her plight with being well, broken. really adorable song.

Song Description

A broken ruler regrets the day she fell and broke

Lyrics

I AM A BROKEN RULER SO I CAN'T STAND UP STRAIGHT AND NO ONE EVER USES ME ;CAUSE NOW I'M SECOND RATE
I FEEL DOWN FROM A TABLE THEN BROKE IN HALF AND CRIED MY OWNER TRIED TO SAVE ME BUT HER GLUE ALREADY DRIED

I AM A BROKEN RULER A FATE ALL RULERS DREAD
AND SOMETIMES I WISH I WERE BORN A FOUNTAIN PEN INSTEAD I AM A BROKEN RULER FIND A DOCTOR FOR ME PLEASE 'CAUSE I NEED AN OPERATION ON MY KNEES

MY BROTHER IS AN INCH SHORT MY SISTER IS TOO LONG MY PARENTS ALWAYS BLAME THEMSELVES AND ASK WHERE THEY WENT WRONG I WISH WE WERE ALL PERFECT INSTEAD WE NEED REPAIR I HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP US 'CAUSE MY FAMILY'S IN DESPAIR

I AM A BROKEN RULER A FATE ALL RULERS DREAD AND SOMETIMES I WISH I WERE BORN A FOUNTAIN PEN INSTEAD I AM A BROKEN RULER FIND A DOCTOR FOR ME PLEASE 'CAUSE I NEED AN OPERATION ON MY KNEES

I WANT TO TELL MY STORY TO RULERS EVERYWHERE WHILE LIFE IS OFTEN BEAUTIFUL IT ISN'T ALWAYS FAIR TO OWNERS OF ALL RULERS HERE'S ADVICE I WANT TO SHARE KEEP SOME FRESH GLUE IN YOUR POCKET HANDLE RULERS WITH GREAT CARE KEEP SOME FRESH GLUE IN YOUR POCKET HANDLE RULERS WITH GREAT CARE