8 Second Ride

Story Behind The Song

Weird Al might do this song

Song Description

Must stay on for 8 seconds - story about rodeo rider - surprise ending - sex

Song Length 2:07 Genre Country - Cowboy, Country - Honky Tonk
Tempo Medium (111 - 130) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Affable, Jovial Subject Cowboy, Stardom
Similar Artists Weird Al Yankovic, Frank Zappa Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

I'm a rodeo man, I live the rodeo life. I ride rope and wrestle livesock every night. I do what comes natural and I never go slow, all around cowboy is my ultimate goal, I'm a helluva man, at an 8 second ride.

8 second ride, that's what I do, c'mon let's go I'll show it to you, 8 second ride, I do it the best, you can forget about all the rest....

I travel night and day through this big land, I hit a 100 rodeos, I got a million fans. They can't wait to see me ride, I always leave em more than satisfied.. cause I'mm a helluva man, at an 8 second ride.

When I hit town the Cowgirls can't wait, I always get one to participate, but I can't understand the look on her face, when we're done lovin and she's lost the race, cause I'm a helluva man at an 8 second ride..

Lyrics Lance Bakemeyer Music Lance Bakemeyer
Producer Lance Bakemeyer Publisher Lance Romance Rockabilly Music
Performance Lance Bakemeyer/ Calf Branders Label Rockin Cat Records

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