Story Behind The Song

I was asked for a harder version. Hope it is...

Song Description

Hamburger wrappers, Bear-Bond, I've seen it all on grilles. The key is to get behind someone and tailgate. This causes the "negative air" effect I spoke of. It comes right off if done correctly.

Lyrics

Trash On My Grille (Reprise)

I got trash on my grille
And it won't be long until
My red light starts to blink
And Lady Luck gives me that wink
With that trash on my grille
Trash on my grille
Tear-offs help me see
But on my grille they're just debris
I got trash on my grille
And it won't blow off

I got trash on my grille
Already driving on three wheels
I got trash on my grille
Trash on my grille
Hamburgers with everything
Cause my car to turn to flame
I got trash on my grille
And it won't blow off

Trash, trash, trash (3 times)
I'm in dead last

I got trash on my grille
And it's such a bitter pill
'Cause I'm gonna over-heat
The only way I can be beat
Is with trash on my grille
Trash on my grille
Bear-Bond sticks like glue
Hits my grille and I'll be through
I got trash on my grille
And it won't blow off

I got trash on my grille
And my Crew Chief's yelling, "Chill!"
I got trash on my grille
If he'd shut up I surely will
Hot dogs will get eat
But their wrappers give me heat
I got trash on my grille
And it won't blow off

It's pure Helter Skelter out there!

I got trash on my grille
Already driving on three wheels
I got trash on my grille
Trash on my grille
Hamburgers with everything
Cause my car to turn to flame
Bear-Bond sticks like glue
Hits my grille and I'll be through
Tear-offs help me see
But on my grille they're just debris
I got trash on my grille
And it won't blow off
Can anybody spare some negative air?
It's hot!

(c)2015 by Kevin Winn Maness