Story Behind The Song
My friend gave his wife a polyester nightgown for Valentine's Day and she didn't like it
Song Description
A woman gets an itchy polyester nightgown as a present from her man and is not pleased by his choice of gift!
| Song Length |
1:53 |
Genre |
Pop - Rock, Unique - Comedy |
| Tempo |
Fast (151 - 170) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Similar Artists |
Cyndi Lauper, No Doubt |
Language |
English |
Lyrics
Verse 1
All I wanted was a gift
Something thoughtful to remember you with
I should have known then
What separated women from men
Pre chorus 1
Oh what were you thinking
when you came back?
With something as tacky as
Chorus
Polyester Polyester
That's what I got
Polyester polyester
I can't believe that I got stuck with this
Verse 2
Now let me teach you a new word
Return!
Don't mean to be hard on you
I guess men who go shopping have no clue
Pre chorus 2
Oh what were you thinking
What possessed you to buy
It's not even in my size!
Outro
Polyester polyester
I got an itchy nightie made of
Polyester polyester
You're sleeping on the sofa cos of
Polyester polyester
I can't believe that I got stuck with this