Lyrics

Verse:
Well, my cell phone has a different ring tone for everybody that I've ever known,
And a wireless application for all my on-line needs
Yeah, I can bank; I can shop; I can pay my bills; I can check with my doctor about my pills,
But when I showed it to this guy in a bar ... he said to me ... "I'll bet a beer that ...

Chorus:
There ain't no app for going off the map; for walking on a beach ... hand in hand
No app to catch a wave in the early morning haze; then feeling your toes in the soft warm sand
I'll bet there ain't no app for that ... there ain't no app for that"

Verse:
I said, "You're right" and I ordered up his beer
Then I showed him that to pay it ... I just click right here
And he said, "That's real nice ... that phone can do a whole lot"
Showed him my links to go eat; links to places to stay, and games that I can play all day,
He said, "I'm sure impressed ... but there's some things you ain't got ... its pretty clear that ...

Chorus:
There ain't no app for a baby in your lap; smiling and laughing and trying to talk
No app for climbing a tree or a kite flying free; a picnic in the park ... then an afternoon walk
No, there ain't no app for that ... there ain't no app for that"

Bridge:
Guess I've been getting over crazy 'bout this hi tech stuff
It's amazing ... so engaging ... that I couldn't get enough
Got blisters on my thumbs ... always staring at this screen
While the real things I'm missin' ... a day of fun 'n fishin'
Are what make the memories ... 'Yeh ...

Chorus:
There ain't no app for a nice long nap in a hammock right beside the one you love
No app for laying in the shade, feeling like you got it made; with a clear blue sky above
No, there ain't no app for that ... there ain't no app for that
No, there ain't no app for that